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hellogiggles contributor, illustrating tweets

“Does sunscreen have calories?” - @molls
“I only wear lip color to make a statement, like, ‘I am definitely not being kissed by any man currently.’” - @charstarlene
“We had donuts and wine for dinner. Being an adult is literally everything I thought it would be when I was 11.” - @parksfernandez
“And I just hurt my neck noticing a box of cookies.” - @nekocase
“I either just walked in to family breakfast or an intervention” - @alibaby90
“Love that American Apparel caters to the modern, independent contortionist.” - @shelbyfero
“People who use umbrellas on rainy days think they’re sooooo fancy.” - @molly_kats
“I live in one of America’s most dangerous cities but the only thing that terrifies me is popping open a tube of Pillsbury crescent dough.” - @turbograndma
“I get most of my funky fresh dance moves from a deep understanding of the groove & from watching those inflatable flailing-arm tube guys.” - @squirreljustice
“I’m facing a very feminine dilemma… to cut or not to cut :/” - @RebeccaNKennedy
“My bank is so considerate, it’s like they know i wanna practice salsa dancing around my living room while I’m on hold.” - @jdelwoo
“Walking into Forever 21 makes me feel Temporarily 75.” - @djRotaryRachel
“i mean who shows up on a date in a turtleneck” - @ChelseaVPeretti
“Are there really people that exist who feel good after the gym? Trying to be like that but usually I need a nap and a pizza afterwards.” - @robertsemma
“It’s funny how my week can go from totally normal to super exciting with just one email! Weeeee!” - @natashadye
“Missed Connection: I was in the back of the movie theater, you are Ryan Gosling.” - @robinmccauley
“If your name ends in -iana you’re automatically the prettiest person alive” - @whitneycummings
“I know my crush is strong if my imaginary tail starts wagging whenever I think of him.” - @kdn13
“A watched lady never parks straight.” - @conanobrienswyf
“If you’re old enough to have daddy issues, you’re too old to be calling him daddy.” - @girlwithatail
“Someone just told me it looks like I didn’t sleep well but I actually slept great..so I guess they’re just trying to tell me I look bad…” - @corintellectual
“In my list of top 5 biggest fears, no.3 is holding onto a bunch of balloons and flying away.” - @lesleyarfin
“My bangs have the ability to make or break my day.” - @daniellestuff
“I’m thinking I should have been a pirate.” - @lillybolt
“Ladies, i appreciate your commitment to health, but is the ice cream parlor really the best spot for a talk about BMIs?” - @sassette00
“I’m so over bras.” - @manrepeller
“hello snow, long time no see. stay for as long as you please” - @pudgenugget97
“I just took the time to fill out the ‘why are you unsubscribing’ box. Why? Because I have that kind of time on my hands.” - @samantharonson
“I think I confused my dentist when I asked if Invisalign braces come in glow in the dark glitter.” - @shinyunicorn